Spoiler Alert: In general, anyone that promises free moist, delicious cake as a reward should not be trusted. Cake is never free, people. Who in their right mind would ever give cake away instead of hoarding it for themselve...

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Spoiler Alert: In general, anyone that promises free moist, delicious cake as a reward should not be trusted. Cake is never free, people. Who in their right mind would ever give cake away instead of hoarding it for themselves? No sane person; that is the answer to that question. If you are thoroughly confused by this shirt, as many of you will surely be, Google is your friend.

  • Officially licensed by Portal 2; designed and created by JINX
  • The cake is a lie from Portal 2 video game
  • Heavyweight 6.0 ounce jersey
  • Features slim-fit body
  • Machine wash with like colors; tumble dry on low

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