Product Review

Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don€t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that€s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don€t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some €œcode of honor.€ Yeah right! If by €œcode of honor,€ you mean €œcode to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet,€ then you are right. But if you mean a €œcode to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads,€ then you€re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger