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With celebrity feuds, odes to the haters and losers, and crisis-provoking tweets on every page, the TRUMPisms 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar puts Donald Trump's "very stable genius" on full display.

It leaves no doubt that the man now in charge of the world's mightiest nuclear arsenal is "like, a really smart person." Prescient observations such as, "Some of our presidents have been incredible jerk-offs" and thoughtful queries like, "Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?" will further assure readers of his brilliance.