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Think you know Ankh-Morpork? Think again.

In this top-secret guide, travellers will receive a first-hand experience of the real city. If you've ever wondered where Unseen University students whet their whistles (while managing to avoid their teachers doing the same), or exactly what the Assassins' Guild constitutes a true and proper means of inhumation - there are standards to be upheld, after all - then this is the book for you.

Just don't let a member of the Thieves' Guild catch you with this. They won't appreciate their ways and means being flogged behind their backs. Flogging's their job, after all.