Product Review

Do you lie awake at night trying to remember how many times Godzilla fought Mothra? Did you lose your paycheck on a bet because you didn't know Toho Studios made a movie about Frankenstein's Monster growing to a massive size and fighting Baragon? Do people around you refer to things as a "kaiju" and you have no idea why? Have you always wished to see Cesar Romero star as a villain in an epic science fiction adventure? Your problems end here! Journey with the author as he forces himself to watch every Toho giant monster film available in the United States--all for your pleasure and entertainment! He will regale you with glorious details of the good and the bad, with commentary Amazon critics have called "humorous," "entertaining," "juvenile," "written by a ten year old!" Which side does your sense of humor fall on? Buy this incredible work of word-smithery and find out! Not only will you get a scene by scene breakdown complete with high brow comedy, but also a brief backstory to the film being discussed, an overall review, a recommendation as to who would best enjoy the fine film in question, and a final overall score. It's tumultuous! It's terrifying! It's unbelievable! You'll laugh! You'll cry! Actually, hopefully you won't cry, unless they are tears of joyous rapture. Read the book that all your friends could potentially be talking about!