Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Portuguese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:

€ Cool slang

€ Funny insults

€ Explicit sex terms

€ Raw swear words

Dirty Portuguese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Brazil:

What's up? ۥ Tudo bem?

Are those fake boobs? ۥ Voc tem silicone no peito?

I need to take a piss. ۥ Preciso mijar.

That goalie is so weak. €• Esse goleiro © uma m£e.

Shit's about to go down! ۥ O coro vai comer!

I'm smashed. €• T´ bebum.

Let's fuck like animals. ۥ Vamos trepar como animais.