These animals are triggered and have zero f**ks left to give.



Do you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? And love vintage illustrations of animals? This book is for you....

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These animals are triggered and have zero f**ks left to give.



Do you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? And love vintage illustrations of animals? This book is for you.

Go ahead and try not to laugh. You can’t. It’s just f*cking funny.

Vintage images are meant for light embellishment versus hard-core coloring (i.e., you don’t have to be a coloring enthusiast to enjoy this book). Add a touch of colored pencil to make the animals pop and fill in the words to coordinate. Or simply leave in their original glory and display or gift these beautiful pages.

Makes a great gift for that salty friend.

40 illustrations and phrases including:

  • Oh, You think I give a shit? How cute.
  • Fuck You, Monday
  • I’m sorry I fucking offended you with my common sense
  • Adios Bitchachos
  • This is a real fucking shit show
  • If you ran like your mouth you’d be in great shape.
  • I do a thing called what I want
  • You can kiss my sweet ass
  • Once upon a time, Fuck You. The End.
  • This is an unbelievable amount of bullishit
  • What’s your big fucking hurry?
  • Not today Satan
  • Read a fucking book
  • Karma’s a bitch
  • Honestly, I have no fucks left to give.
  • Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
  • Fuck off. I mean, good morning.
  • Bitch, please
  • Can you not?
  • Get Fucked
  • Judge me when you are perfect
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  • Feed your own ego, I’m busy.
  • Resting bitch face
  • Thanks, I already know I’m fucking awesome.
  • and more!


This coloring book is a unique take on the adult coloring book and swear word coloring book genres.

This book contains 40 images of triggered animals for hours of enjoyment.

And, be sure to share your finished masterpieces on Instagram using #triggeredanimals or tag @colormenaughtybooks.

And, be sure to check out Color Me Naughty's other spicy coloring books!



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