Product Review
Mickey Mouse Hates This Book
No one goes to Disney to die. But some do die there, and more frequently than Disney wants you to know. Keaton Moll has their stories, including the after-stories of the vengeful park spirits and menacing ghosts who do not wish you to have a magical day.
In Death in the Tragic Kingdom, you will come face to face with the real dark side of Disney, where guests are welcomed not with a spray of pixie dust but with a shovelful of grave dirt.
Among the foolish mortals, unhappy haunts, and tragic events you'll encounter:
- A Samoan gang fight at California Adventure, a knife fight at Disneyland, and a shotgun-wielding lunatic at Epcot
- The fatal crash of the I.M Brave at Disneyland's Big Thunder Railroad and the deadly docking of the Sailing Ship Columbia
- Radio Nick, the original inhabitant of Discovery Island who may still be there
- The Black-Eyed Kids who haunt the Magic Kingdom parking lot, hoping yours will be the last car in the lot at night
- The high body count of River Country, and the cryptozoid and undead conductor rumored to walk its deserted trails after dark
- Plus, maps of the Disney parks with the site of each major haunt and death marked for those morbidly inclined
Stay together, keep your hands on the book at all times, and most definitely watch your step as you come in search of the lost souls and malevolent spirits that call the Disney theme parks home.
