Product Review

When she showed up at my door she said she was family. Except she wasn't family.

That's because the woman you married, and who brought with her a niece, also divorced you. So there's no relationship whatsoever.

Besides, you've never even seen this woman before.

But she's smokin' hot in a bizarre, non-conventional kind of way.

And she gets your motor running.

Except she calls you Uncle Bob.

Until she sees you naked ...

And doesn't complain about that at all ...

Like I said ... it can be kind of awkward when people come to visit.