Normal is Never Coming Back


Jade is totally confused. As in, "will this be a leg-day or a tail-day?" kind of confused. Even worse, it's been forever since her first kiss with Luke and nowâ�...

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Normal is Never Coming Back


Jade is totally confused. As in, "will this be a leg-day or a tail-day?" kind of confused. Even worse, it's been forever since her first kiss with Luke and now€"nothing. Not even a text message.


Sigh.


But Jade doesn't have time to figure out the weirdness of boys and how to use her shiny new tail. (Seriously, being a mermaid should come with a handbook.) She has to come up with a plan to get her missing mermaid mom back on dry land.


The only problem is...Jade is afraid of the ocean. But even aqua-phobic mer-girls have to take the plunge sometime...


Praise for Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings:


"Bravo to H©l¨ne Boudreau for hitting the bull's-eye with a fresh, affectionate, watery twist on the classic coming-of-age-story."€"New York Journal of Books


"The author keeps suspense high...while tapping straight into young teens' angst about friends, enemies, and boys."€"Kirkus



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