Product Review

You will lead a long and uneventful life. Or maybe youll be kidnapped by aliens!The mystical Fortune Teller has a unique gift for prophecysometimes. Half of her predictions come true in every last detail, while the other half turn out to be wildly wrong. Even she doesnt know which ones are which. Its led to some very happy customers and some extremely annoyed ones, too.Its gotten to be such a big problem that the Fortune Teller has started second-guessing her own second sight. Whenever she tells someones fortune, she also makes something up thats the exact opposite. It may be confusing, but at least she can be reasonably certain that shell always be at least half-right!"