Product Review

The juvenile humor of this book will appeal to only the basest and most immature readers and is virtually guaranteed to repel and offend nearly everyone else. It is also wildly inappropriate for young children. Parents: Consider yourselves warned!

"This book is disgusting, I want nothing to do with it." -- my son's sixth grade teacher.

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself." -- old lady in parking lot.

"Don't use your name and don't tell any of my friends." -- my mother.

"..." -- twelve-year-old boy. (He couldn't speak. He was too busy laughing.)