Product Review

It all started in Nordic Cove, a small hamlet in the fictional state we all know today as €œNew York€. Once called New Hamburgerstand in the early A.D. years, it flourished with fur trades and Bacon Cheeseburgers.  It was also home to the gravesite of a crusty, sorcerous, evil-naughty-person; the Viking warlord €œHelfdane the Terrible!€ Helfdane€s tyranny of the New Land was halted during these very rough times due to bad planning, and terrible hygiene.

Today, Bacon Cheeseburgers are still at an all-time high, and New North America is on the verge of being historically €œinconvenienced€ in the face. An archaeologist cork-sniffer named Dr. Howard Bre, and his lovely assistant, Kayte Sparo have disturbed this ancient gravesite. Thus, fulfilling a curse which reanimated Helfdane and his minions to rip the life force from beings starting with Nordic Cove! Gross!

Kayte€s boyfriend, Paulie Chops, must find the help he needs to turn this around, stat! This is their date night after all. Alright! YOU deal with that Helfdane thing. We€re getting Bacon Cheeseburgers and staying warm. We€ll be cheering for you!