Product Review

I met him when he jumped into my car while I was sitting in line at the drive-thru.
Jake Johnson, lead singer for Controlled Environment.
In my car.
MY CAR!
I rescued him from a horde of fan girls eager to get their hands on him.
He rescued me from the boredom of senior year.
He became my friend, my rock, my confidante.
I became his anchor to the real world.
And then we became more.