Product Review

Yes, Ghosthouse is a film about a dead little girl who has an evil clown doll that commands her to kill. That s all well and good. But it s the little things about Ghosthouse that really make you stand up and say Wait, what? The star of Ghosthouse is a Ham Radio operator who, HEY GET BACK HERE!!! Anyway, this Ham Radio operator one day asks a fellow Ham Radio operator Who is more popular in Denver, Kim Basinger or Kelly LeBrock? This has nothing to do with the plot of Ghosthouse, but we just wanted to point out that this question was raised in an actual movie. So Ham Radio guy and his ambiguously European girlfriend eat some chili, debate Ham Radio ethics, then go to the Ghosthouse where they meet a guy named Jim Dalen. We learn a lot about Jim Dalen, who s staying outside in an RV with, among others, his sister Tina. That would be Tina Dalen. Jim Dalen s sister. Oh, and sooner or later, lots of people die. But in the meantime, spend some time with Jim Dalen, Tina Dalen, and Kelly LeBrock. Then come back when you re ready to discuss the film. We re gonna get some chili.