Product Review
Old Spice Pure Sport Body Spray
Turn up your mansmell. Let’s admit it, men, we don’t have a lot of tricks up our collective sleeves. Sure, ladyfolk make their skin all sparkly and their hair asymmetrical, but the best we can do is choose a button-up or a sweater. That’s why it’s important to smell great. Old Spice Red Zone Body Spray enhances handsomeness and commands female attention. And that’s a pretty fancy trick, indeed. And unlike the hairspray of a glam metal axman, just one spray of Old Spice Red Zone Body Spray lasts all day.
At A Glance
- 1 spray lasts all day
- Smell great
- Enhances awesomeness
- Turn up your mansmell
Use them together:
We're confident you're confident enough to harness forms of Pure Sport confidence. Now crank that mansmell up to 11 and punch today in the face.
Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant: Reduces sweat
Clear Gel: Long-lasting but clear
Deodorant: A scent with staying power
Body Spray: 1 spray lasts all day
There are many powerful Red Zone smells:
- Pure Sport
- Champion
- After Hours
- Swagger
FAQs
What are the pros of procuring this product?
- It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
- It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
- It smells like cobra fangs
- It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
- It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
- It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
- It makes larger mammals fear you
- It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
- It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
- It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
- It smells too manly
- Its manly scent causes people to assume you're an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn't manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne
What if my armpits sprung a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant
What if I've lost my mansmell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray
