Product Review

Bathe yourself in power. Power. Everyone wants it. But not everyone starts the day washing himself in it. We formulated Red Zone Bar Soap for men who want power to seep into their very pores. Refreshing lather chokeslams dirt and odor away from your body. And the powerful scent turns your regular bathroom into an executive washroom. Scrub your outer shell of weakness away, and leave your inner shell of power shining. Its refreshing lather drop-kicks dirt and odor, does a clothesline on them, and then slams them with a folding chair. And a hydrating formula leaves your skin smooth, not tight or dry or on the curb, crying into the rain.