Product Review

Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (BD)

Dear Viewer, If you enjoy movies filled with singing rabbits, exploding spaceships, or cheerleaders, you are holding the wrong DVD e ntirely. Th is movie is extremely alarming, an expression which here means "a thrill ing misadventure involving three ingenious orphan s and a villainous act or named Count Olaf (Jim Carrey) who wants their enormous fortune." It i ncludes a suspicious fire, delicious p asta, Jim Carrey, poorly behaved leeches, an incredibly deadly viper, Meryl Streep, and the voice of an i mpostor named Jude Law. The only things that could make such a spectacl e more upsetting are special features, such as commentary by me or outta kes involving ne rvous laughter. I am bound to continue my research into the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, but you are free to seek lighter f are, like blue cheese fondue. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket