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"Yarr! Dont ye know who I be? And if not, do ye have any suggestions? A real pirate is a merciless, rotten son of a sea dog, and thats exactly what the Pirate Captain aspires to be. He certainly looks the part with his rugged eye- patch, hook-hand and peg-leg, but he has to admit that hes had a few hiccups along the way. First of all, his ships keep sinking. No matter whether its a man o war or a dinghy, any vessel capsizes within five minutes of him coming aboard. Also, he gets seasick really easily sometimes just a picture of the ocean is enough to set him off. Worst of all, hes having real trouble coming up with a piratey name. All the good ones from Ironhook to Brickbeard seem to already be taken. If he can just come up with a name to strike fear into the hearts of landlubbers everywhere, the Pirate Captain figures the rest of his problems will solve themselves!