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The Most Vacuous Videogame Adaptation….The Least Welcome Return Of A Franchise Character….The Most Insufferable Remake Or Rip-Off....

Just some of the categories you’ll find in The Scooby Awards, the ceremony that rewards Hollywood for producing horror films on the level of Scooby Doo Where Are You?

Here is a celebration of all that is wrong with modern cinema – soulless sequels, tacky tie-ins, rubbish remakes and crass cash-ins. Remember when Jason Voorhees, Pinhead and Leprechaun all went into Outer Space? How about when Lindsay Lohan played twins with identical missing limbs? And who can forget Alice Cooper fighting Monster Dog?

It’s up to you, the reader, to choose the winner in each of the fifteen award categories – from The Tackiest “Reimagining” Of A Literary Character to The Most Inane Concept For A Horror Movie – so come on get involved until the mystery is solved….but don’t go near the Miller place after dark, you hear?