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The whole crew? But there are so many of them!

I wished for more excitement, but I should’ve been careful of what I prayed for.

The pirates came out of nowhere, taking our vessel with ease. It was my mistake for revealing that I came from wealth, and so they stole me away as their prize.

I had known I would find the pirates vulgar, filthy and depraved. I hadn’t expected the depth of the depravity they would find in me, as I took them all to a man, in any way they desired, over and over until no man was left standing. Slick and exhausted, my only question remaining was, "When can we do it again?"