Product Review

"Just take another inch and I promise I'll buy you," I murmured into the little hucow's ear. Her voluptuous form squirmed restlessly, but she nodded her assent.

I'm the new ranch hand at Caldwell Farms, and we're off to the hucow auction. The cows are gorgeous, delicious and fertile beyond my wildest dreams. But a certain blonde catches my eye, and I offer to try her out in front of a crowd of cowboys ... I'm massive and the hucow is small, but it's all a part of the buying process and I can't wait to taste the cream, sweet yet savory, from the willing, nubile cow!

See the "Look Inside" feature for a scandalous preview of the tryouts!