Product Review

Why let Chell have all the "Fun"? With the Aperture Science Test Subject Track Jacket, you can imagine all sorts of life-threatening, potato-related adventures to replace your currently portal-less existence. Important note: While lending the wearer an undeniable improvement in both style and overall looks, this jacket is not designed to deflect, reduce, minimize, mitigate, or otherwise protect the wearer from the effects of any hazards found within the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.