Product Review

Take a stand against corporate schmucks and standard office-wear with this fun and subversive binary necktie. Coded to say -- TIES SUCK -- in binary, this tie is for those who would prefer to put their neckties through the shredder than around their necks. So next time your boss makes you knot up a necktie, at least then you'll have the pleasure of proclaiming loud and clear (for those who know binary at least) that -- TIES SUCK!