Product Review

You promised yourself that you'd never take another assignment in Casablanca. After all, the town was notorious. Crawling with thieves and other spies, the place just reeked of danger. Unfortunately, however, the super secret meeting of the Swizzle Stick group was there. These women and men, some of the most influential people in the world, would be welcoming your nemesis-code name Y-into their fold. Of course, they had no idea that Y was intent upon taking over their entire group-and wresting control over the whole world. You'd found this plot out through a text message sent by your co-worker C.

You looked pretty slick reading that text message, too. On the streets of London...with your sleek Ghostek iPhone 6s Plus case. Of course, you own all the different colors of the case that are available-black, gold, pink, red and silver. Today you chose silver to match your new private jet, which was gifted to you by the Swedish government for your help during the last special ops mission. With your iPhone 6s Plus case glinting, you hop onto the ferry to rendezvous with your jet pilot in Dublin.

But it turns out that this is no ordinary ferry ride. Just as the boat pulls away from the dock, you realize that you've been had. Everyone on the ferry is out to get you-and the team is led by your former clandestine lover Z, who was thought to have perished in Cuba. Quickly, you spring into action.

"Z! I thought you were gone!" you say, holding up your hands in surrender.

But Z, who's always been the jealous type, is not believing a word of it.

"You just wanted to get rid of me!" Z yells furiously. "I always knew that you were in love with B! I was just your Havana fling."

"Well then..." you say, still holding up your arms. "Why did you keep seeing me then?"

It was true. B was the love of your life. B was the one who'd first introduced you to your Ghostek iPhone 6s Plus case.