Product Review

Some see an adorable, cuddly little burger with cheese. I see an adorable, cuddly little burger with the capacity to end culinary conflict! Is this Hamburger (cheeseburger?) the fuzzy plush representation of a 100% sirloin patty, or is it some sort of organic textured bean protein? Who knows! Is the bun gluten-free? It is if you want it to be! That cheese - is it cheddar or American? No need to fight over it, this cheesy hamburger is anything you want it to be! 7 squishy inches of dietary détente. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!