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Three witnesses to a flying saucer crash landing in the Arizona desert are set upon by sexually voracious aliens who need their help to defeat a ferocious enemy intent on destroying Earth.

A battle for sexual dominion heats up in space. Orville must persuade his brother, Elmore, to complete his scifi novel for within the pages is a secret code the aliens need. No problem as Elmore has only one chapter to complete.

Then Elmore is jilted on his wedding day and slumps into a deep writer’s block. The aliens panic for Earth now seems doomed to invasion by evil space pirates unless Orville can force his brother to finish that final chapter.

Typical of simple plans, everything goes down the pan when the aliens discover sex with food and go on a splurge of mind-boggling sexual gymnastics of the steaming kind, leaving Orville to wonder if Earth can ever be saved.