Product Review

Take back your happy hour with the Cheers bottle opener.

You'll feel like Batman, if he was a Jedi Wizard,
the first time you effortlessly slip the top off a beer.

Now, not every wall bottle opener is created equal.

Those cheap knockoffs look similar, but as soon as your father-in-law comes over,
you'll be blindly fumbling under the counter, desperately failing to open a beer,
feeling like a teenager humiliating himself trying to undo a bra for the first time.

With the Cheers bottle opener you'll nonchalantly open your friend's beer
like James Bond walking away from an explosion without looking.

Your friends will feel like they just watched Jordan dunk from the 3 point line.

Your wife and her friends will just keep handing you beers to open,
quietly commenting to themselves on how strong your hands must be.

Everything will feel easier.

You'll listen to your coworkers and friends vent their frustrations,
and quietly nod with a knowing smile, remembering long ago when you use to feel that helpess.

Cheers to a lifetime of good times,
co-owner Mike Tecku