Product Review
One of several secret formulas realized on a mountaintop at the height of Yeti mating season. Infused with Yeti approved ingredients like Caffeine, Eucalyptus, Moringa Oil, Grapefruit, Orange, Lemon, Wheat Protein, Rosemary, Sunflower, Shea Butter, Apple, Green Tea, Lavender, Retinol & Menthol. Leaves you feeling as exceptionally fresh and incredible as a roaring beast. 100% of the time it works all the time. Great for cleaning - and tingling - hard to reach orifices. RESTRICTIONS: Obviously, item is banned in and ineligible for shipment to Kyrzbekistan. DIRECTIONS: Lather like Beast. Rinse. Take cover from approaching admirers. CAUTION: Avoid contact with eyes, mountain gnomes and, if you are of the species homo sapiens, fully grown female Sasquatches / Yetis / Bigfoot as they get quite aggressive during mating season when they smell this scent. Made in the USA.