Product Review
This Donald Trump hair is recommended for kids and adults of all ages. It's a must have for those interested in:
1) Making fun of Donald Trump
2) Hosting Donald Trump themed parties
3) Commemorating the 2016 USA Presidential Election
4) Using it as a tissue to wipe away your tears of frustration at the state of events
5) Washing your dishes
In order to achieve optimal Trumpness please follow the below tips/instructions:
1) Apply hair-spray - A LOT OF IT
2) Brush it back like it's road kill
3) Make abusive comments
Recommended Sayings to Go With Your New Trump Head:
- I know what sells and I know what people want.
- All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected
- Every guy in the country wants to go out with my daughter.
- What I say is what I say.
- If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that's what matters.
- Controversy, in short, sells.
- The show is 'Trump'.
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