How to Use:

  • Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase.
  • Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top.
  • Hang pizza around your neck like you're warding off lo...

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    How to Use:

  • Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase.
  • Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top.
  • Hang pizza around your neck like you're warding off low-carb vampires.
  • When hungry, unzip pouch and slide pizza into open mouth.

    Specifics:
  • Preserve pizza inside a portable zip-lock pouch.
  • Fits most standard-sized pizza slices; may not accommodate New York or Chicago style in order to prevent eternal debates.
    Pizza pouch dimensions: 6"x8.5"

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