Product Review

When you're sitting on the porcelain throne, thinking about philosophy, science, and the colonic impact of Mexican food, you can take a break and play a quick game of putt-putt. The SYZ comes with its own putter, green and hole, all in one. You may not be able to hit the toilet when taking a wee, but you can get a hole in one when you making a number two. Playing this potty putt putt is one of the few times you can play golf with your pants around your ankles and not get arrested.
It is a one-of-a-kind device made for the toilet golf pro. You may slice on the course, but you're not loafing about in the bathroom. So what if you never score a green jacket at The Masters? There's plenty of TP to create a two-ply crown when you make the putt. It brings a whole new meaning to being a shitty golfer, and your game will never be the same again.