Product Review

You swore you'd never let another double agent get the best of you-after all, you'd already been majorly burned by The Knickerbocker Experiment. But somehow, you got taken again. As they hung you out to dry over the Atlantic Ocean-in a helicopter-you at least had the comfort of knowing that your Galaxy S7 waterproof case would protect your phone as you fell from the chopper.

Of course, you had a cigarette boat waiting to whisk you away in case of an event like this-and they'd even padded the boat so that you'd have a soft landing. But, still, cigarette boats can create a big splash-you'd already learned that lesson in Monaco. Some Samsung phone cases just provide way more security when you're living the spy life. When you need a bunch of Galaxy S7 cases to protect your multiple phones, you always go Ghostek.

Anyway, your life flashes before you as you drop off the helicopter as the cigarette boat speeds toward your direction. Will you make it? Although it seems as if the boat is too far away at first, your trusty boat captain manages to get there in time-and save you from the pitiful experience of being dumped into the Atlantic Ocean once again.

But once you bounce off of the padded boat, you quickly realize that this is no ordinary rescue. In fact, it seems as if this vessel has been commandeered by one of your Sicilian lovers, who has discovered some of your secrets and is furious about a few of your indiscretions in Moscow.

Uh-oh.

As bottle after bottle of expensive champagne is hurled at your person, you are grateful that at least your Galaxy S7 cases have got your back. Protecting your phones from the wrath of insanely expensive bubbly, these babies are built to support those who prefer a free-wheeling lifestyle from time to time. The Atomic 2.0 backs you up when things have gotten so bad that even your lover is trying to kill you.