Product Review
Great or Greatest Bumper Sticker? Although the message is short and to the point, your laughter will be anything but. In our testing, we received reactions like:
- "HAHAHA. Very funny. Now how the hell do I get this off my car?"
- "Well I do in fact love penises, so thank you for the kind gift."
- "Jimmy, for the love of God, stop putting these on your father's work laptop."
Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does Coming in at a solid 8" (20.3cm) long and a thick 2" (5cm) wide, these stickers are guaranteed to leave everyone who sees one satisfied and smiling.
What's in Your Package? We're packing a lot of mass in this 10 pack of stickers. Every order comes with 10 total stickers and is backed by our 30-day Satisfaction Guaranteed Return Policy (unlike my ex-wife).
- EXPRESS REPRESSED FEELINGS. Let the fear fade away as you proudly proclaim to the world your love for the most venerable of organs.
- PRANK YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 2” x 8” bumper sticker on anything where your victim won’t expect it. Just imagine your oblivious friend driving around for days with this on his or her bumper!
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Assurance on all of our prank penis stickers. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- GREAT GAG GIFT for a secret santa, graduation, fraternity or sorority initiation, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.
- APRIL FOOLS ALL YEAR LONG. The world needs more fun and lighthearted pranks. Everyone will get a girthy kick out of this hilarious practical joke pack.
- COCKED, LOCKED, AND LOADED with 10 stickers to ram your humor down their throats. Who wants only 1 sticker for $5? Surely you can think of 10 people worthy of an I Heart Penis sticker.
