Product Review

You know that just-stepped-out-of-the-shower-then-clinched-all-the-deals-then-told-all-the-jokes-then-dated-all-the ladies-then-got-back-in-the-shower kind of smell? Well, Old Spice science men somehow figured how to bottle that into one manly body wash. Now you can apply that dirt-destroying, over-achieving science all over your man-body. Or lady-body. We're not judging. Are you up all night worrying about whether or not this is a deep-cleaning body wash? Don't lose any more sleep, because it is. No seriously, it is. So you can go back to dreaming about mermaid water polo, unlimited breadsticks, and a panther who can vacuum your house.