Product Review

Don't you ever wish a simple act could produce something extraordinary? Imagine if you could pop some Instantly Shit Sprinkles Mints in your mouth and going to the bathroom would become an extraordinary, sparkle-filled adventure!
Of course, it won't, because they're ordinary wintergreen mints in funny mint tins, but that's okay. It's that cool, refreshing bit of humor that comes with our funny breath mints that make them amazing gifts and funny stocking stuffers. Your friends will love your sense of humor and appreciate this thoughtfully silly gift. Who wouldn't want to have fresh breath and be able to shit sprinkles?
Whether you keep your funny mints or giving them as gifts, you can be sure they'll be a hit. Offering someone a mint will never be the same. People will be excited, intrigued, and probably a little nervous about what will happen when the mint comes out the other end. Only you'll know that the mints don't possess any mystical powers, and you just chose them for their funny mint tins.