Product Review

Nutsterz Sweet Chipotle Peanuts is expertly seasoned nut product packing a delicious punch so big it really isnt fair that it fits into a nut so small. But, hey, if life were fair Id forever be a kindergartener floating on cotton candy rafts in a swimming pool fall of grape soda while playing hooky. Life is not fair but Nutsterz Sweet Chipotle Peanuts makes life fairly enjoyable. The enjoyment of the Nutsterz revolution, however, has unforeseen consequence, some of which our lawyers insist we must list here. Side-affects include but are in no way limited to: mind-altering beauty, heart-stopping love, toe-tingling pleasure, world-rocking flavor, crystal-clear vision, and symphonic harmonious tones. You have been forewarned. Our nutty philosophy what we call nutosophy is to always buy low and shell high. We also believe that a pea in the pod is great, but a peanut in the mouth is even better. Certified kosher, Nutsterz products are certifiably nutz, reliably nutty, and arguably the nuttiest nuggets your mouth will ever negotiate. These Nutz kick Buttz. Dont be a klutz. Eat Nutsterz nutz.