What is a gentleman's greatest accessory?! Why, his hair of course! (An excellent pair of shoes is naturally a close second.) This elixir of a daily shampoo for men will improve your hair by approximately 1,350,505%. You ...

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What is a gentleman's greatest accessory?! Why, his hair of course! (An excellent pair of shoes is naturally a close second.) This elixir of a daily shampoo for men will improve your hair by approximately 1,350,505%. You might be wondering, "BUT HOW?!" Well, my goodman, look no further than literally just below this sentence.

Organic Ingredients?

Of course! Only the best for a polished gentleman.

SAFE ingredients?

Naturally! (And yes, that pun was intended.) That's all a true gentleman uses! We are utterly sulfate and paraben free. You will find no chemicals or irritants here, good sir!

Sophisticated Scent?

You will smell as good as if you'd traveled deep into a forest, high up on a mountain, and during your most masculine journey had discovered essence of cedar, bottled it, and doused yourself in it. Trust me, the ladies will thank you.

Thicker, stronger, softer, sexier, HEALTHIER head of hair?!

Yes, yes, a billion times yes! Use our volumizing, moisturizing, gentle, and also stupendous formula and get the majestic mane you deserve and get it NOW. The time for waiting is over!

Because a gentleman doesn't wait for things to happen. He MAKES them happen. So, make your hair its best yet. Make your boss listen to your most excellent ideas. Make your dream of traveling the world by buffaloback come true. Make your goal of befriending a honey badger a reality. And make yourself into a Polished Gentleman.



  • HEED THESE WORDS because I hold the secrets to getting you a head of hair so majestic you'll make Chris Hemsworth weep with envy.
  • GET IT GLORIOUS. Protect against hair loss! Keep your hair thick, clean, healthy, and suave with my most effective shampoo-like sharks with lasers attached to their heads, this gets the job done.
  • HEALTHY = HANDSOME. So, get handsome! Like the best bouncer ever, we keep the junk out and the polished in, and you get classier with every passing day.
  • SAVE YOUR STRANDS. Organic Aloe Vera! Tea Tree Oil! Cedarwood Oil! Tapioca! Ingredients!
  • SMELL LIKE A GENTLEMAN! Not like a football player after a particularly exhausting game. Your hair will be a lush and fragrant forest of masculinity-and you'll smell like it too.

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