Product Review

On a beach far, far away... There's something about a tiki bar that just makes us smile. Maybe it's the vibrant vintage kitsch feel. Perhaps it's because it reminds us of Gilligan's Island, and the Professor making improbable radios out of coconuts. Then again, maybe it's the rum. The Mos Eisley Kon-Tiki Bar is the only wretched hive of scum and villainy where you can count on every drink to come with a little umbrella. You're welcome to go at any time of day, but you'd better leave your blaster and lightsaber by the door. Serenaded by the soothing notes of Figrin D'an and his Modal Nodes' ukuleles, you can drape a flower lei around your neck and enjoy your Mai Tai in complete relaxation. And what better tiki mug to drink from other than Darth Vader of Star Wars? This mug holds 14 ounces of beverage, and has a contrasting interior, which will make you happy when you get to the bottom of the drink and have to ask, "But why is the rum gone?" Or at least, it'll entertain you a little. We think the lack of rum has something to do with moisture farming, but you didn't hear it from us.