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Evelyn
I moved far from home to start a new life and it all came crashing down around me because I trusted the wrong man.
I made mistakes, so I made myself some promises.
I promised myself things would change.
I promised myself no more billionaires.
Maybe if I'd known what I was in for, I would have added something to that list.
No dangerous motorcycle thugs, either.
But how was I to know?
And we all know, promises were just made to be broken anyway...

Bash
When I say no, things tend to break. Sometimes bottles. Sometimes chairs or tables. Often bones.
I've never shied away from a fight.
Guns and knives don't bother me.
There's not much I fear. There's little I won't try.
But I don't do relationships.
Relationships are too dangerous.