THE SLOGANS: Stop Sucking

Honestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy?

You're a Special Kind of Stupid, Aren't You?

Remember Dolly? She thought she ...

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THE SLOGANS: Stop Sucking

Honestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy?

You're a Special Kind of Stupid, Aren't You?

Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm.

Worked 0 Days Without an Accident

Because you just can't train stupid.

Warning I Pound Everything

I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes again...

My Boss Is Like Your Mom - Always Trying to F*ck Me

And not just on the weekends.

Calm Your Tits!

Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people.

F***-ing A

Seriously. F*** this.

If Your Pussy Hurts, Go Home!

Put on your big girl panties and get to work!


How big are the stickers?

These are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm).

Will these stickers last a long time?

Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long-haul.

What's in My Order?

Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals, one (1) American Flag Punisher Skull decal, and one (1) "Screw U" sticker for a total of 10 stickers.

30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We completely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!



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