Product Review

From the annals of mythology, FancyPants FunTime has developed a most marvelous new product. It is here, ladies and gentlemen, what your tastebuds have been waiting for their entire lives - edible UNICORN POOP. Long considered to be a source of heroic power, unicorn poop was traditionally foraged under the cloud caps of a double rainbow. A rare delight, after delivery from the heavens, ones first taste is a near perfect moment. Fortunately, through the use of a state of the art cloning facility, FancyPants FunTime has finally been able to fully populate our unicorn factory farm. We assure you, the unicorns have been tastefully treated. The unicorns work, day in and day out, doing their (duty), so you can eat it. We hope you enjoy "A little bit of poop in every bite!"