Pack of 180 high-quality Offensive Business Cards. With a total of 30 different topics covered, there is sure to be a suitable card for most situations. These offensive business cards contain the following text:

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Pack of 180 high-quality Offensive Business Cards. With a total of 30 different topics covered, there is sure to be a suitable card for most situations. These offensive business cards contain the following text:

1. IF YOU NEED HELP Find Someone Who Gives a Fuck
2. YOUR WIFE IS ANNOYING Have some self respect and do better.
3. FUCKING ALCOHOLIC Go to AA
4. YOU PARK LIKE A Fucking Moron!
5. YOU'RE WRONG Get Used To It.
6. YOU ARE A Lying bitch!
7. YOU'RE ALWAYS Late!
8. IF I WAS YOUR BOSS I'd Fire Your Ass.
9. YOU ARE SO Annoying
10. YOU ARE A Fat Slob!
11. YOU NEED TO GET Fucked!
12. YOU ARE A Super Slut!
13. THANKS FOR Being a Noisy Bitch!
14. I DON'T LIKE YOU I Don't Know Why
15. YOUR KIDS ARE Disrespectful Monsters
16. I'M SORRY YOU ARE So stupid.
17. CAN YOU GIVE A FUCK You Narcissistic Asshole?!
18. YOU ARE A Lazy Ass
19. SIZE MATTERS Because You are a Huge Dick
20. YOUR HUSBAND IS A DICK Have Some Self-Respect and Do Better
21. YOU NEED TO DUMP The Douche Bag!
22. YOU ARE A STINKY ASS Take a Shower!
23. GOOD THING You’re Pretty!
24. YOU ARE ONE Ugly Bitch Inside and Out!
25. YOU PARK LIKE A fucking moron!
26. I’D RATHER FUCK A CACTUS Than Listen to You for One More Second
27. DON'T FORGET THAT You're a Moron!
28. ADULT ABORTION SHOULD BE LEGAL For An Asshole Like You
29. YOU ARE THE Dumbest Boss Ever
30. YOU ARE ONE Ugly Bastard Inside and Out!



  • 30 VARIATIONS OF HILARIOUS INSULTS: Includes 6 each of 30 variations for a total of 180 offensive business cards
  • ALWAYS HANDY: Keep some of your favorites on hand. Topics range from parking to other people's kids.
  • EXCELLENT QUALITY: Printed on 250G Ivory Board for a sturdy premium feel
  • INCLUDES STORAGE BOX: Includes handy storage box for easy transportation and storage
  • DIMENSIONS: Each card measures 3.5 x 2 inches

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