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  • SCRATCH THE BACK OF YOUR FAVORITE LIBERAL OR TINY HANDED CONSERVATIVE FRIEND!
  • MAKES BACK-SCRATCHING GREAT AGAIN!
  • NOT MADE OF BAMBOO - MADE FROM PLASTIC...FROM CHINA!
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