Flantor Trump Novelty Toilet Paper / Stocking Stuffer / Perfect for Democrats or Republicans Hilarious! Funny! Gag! (Shouting Face)

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Discover the Secret to Trump's Infamous Mane!

All of America's problems can be summed up in two words: fake news. Big media outlets like to claim Donald Trump's hair is just a toupee. Guess what? They're liars and losers! We have proof that his beautiful hair is real, lush and delicious.

Get your own lock of presidential hair with Donald Trump's Cotton Candy Comb Over! Sheared from the commander-in-chief himself, our confection will transform you into a real estate mogul and reality TV star. Simply place the coif on top of your head and you're instantly as qualified as he is to run a country! Please note: this product will not work for Crooked Hilary.

The most surprising part? Trump's hair is incredibly tasty! Pre-packaged and orange flavored, it arrives fresh and ready to eat. Whether you're a republican or a democrat, the 1oz bag is all you need to recharge after 2016's crazy election. Both sides of the political spectrum will appreciate this innocent gag, making it a fun gift for friends, family and co-workers.

Why trust Cotton Candy Comb Over? It's handmade here in the USA (and not by Little Marco's hands, either)! You can rest assured knowing it's kosher, gluten free and that it contains only high quality ingredients.

Why Choose Our Cotton Candy?

- Sheared fresh from Donald Trump's scalp
- Delicious orange flavor
- Unique, funny gag gift
- Pre-packaged for convenience
- Made in the USA

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Hair-Raiser: Light, fluffy and loaded with covfefe, our Donald Trump parody cotton candy is a must-have for your next Tweetstorm! Packaged as a single serving for go-anywhere convenience, there’s going to be so much winning, you’ll be tired of winning.
Melt-In-Your-Mouth Delicious: Made with orange cotton candy flavoring, Cotton Candy Comb Over will Make America Sweet Again! Each package contains 1 oz of candy, making it a great way for Americans everywhere to get their pre-election pick-me-up.
Hilarious Gag Gift: Our pre-packaged cotton candy is a fun, no-hassle gag gift. This lighthearted joke all but guarantees laughs, and if anyone’s offended, the cotton candy allows them to eat their feelings.
Made in the USA: Putin free, gluten free and completely kosher, our cotton candy is a go-to treat for both liberals and conservatives alike. And to ensure our quality standards are met, it’s made here in the USA, just the way the Don likes it.
Trusted Company: Some brands ignore their shoppers. Sad! But when you order with us, you gain access to our world-class customer service team. If you have problems or questions about our Trump gag gift, they’ll collude with you to make it right even better than the Russians do.

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Cotton Candy Comb Over Donald Trump Novelty - Handmade in The USA, Gluten Free and Kosher - Funny Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Birthdays - Orange Flavored Pre-Packaged Cotton Candy (1oz)

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