Product Review

"Write a cute description for the Fennec Fox," they told me. "It's such an incredibly adorable little furball - a tiny little desert-pup with cuddly fur and gigantic ears," they said. "Just fawn over that for a couple of paragraphs, and try to work in a reference to lollipops or something!" they said. "I have a great idea," I replied. "Fennec Foxes are the national animal of Algeria. I have some great puns based on the 1966 black-and-white film The Battle of Algiers!" I said. "Think of all the zingers I can make if you let me assume everyone in the market for a plush Fennec has memorized a half-century-old foreign language movie!" I've been overruled. Apparently if I make one more unnecessarily obscure reference in a Squishable product description, it's back to spreadsheets for me. So, umm, hug this cute widdle Fennec Fox! Lollipops!