Product Review

Have you ever wanted a pet, but didn't feel like having all of the responsibility and maintenance of a real live fleshy beast? Then you need to get yourself a Polly The Insulting Parrot! Trust me, he is just as irresponsible and depraved as you! Polly The Insulting Parrot is one rude, lewd, happening ornithological dude! Polly's sensors are motion activated he will spew out profanities that will make the grizzliest of hardened sailors blush like a virgin bride! With sayings like Polly wants a f**king cracker! and Hey Baby, show us your t*ts!", Polly is truly one outrageously parrot!