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Hello!

I don't have a name yet, although I'd love you to think of one for me.

I'd like to apply for the position of "Christmas Elf" at your house.

I have a lot to offer - I'm soft and cuddly, always happy and smiling and I like to have fun. I love helping families to get ready for Christmas - it really is a magical time of the year! When you don't need me, I'm very happy to sit on a shelf and dangle my legs while I watch over the excitement that the holiday season can bring.

I would never want to hurt anyone so I made sure I passed all my safety tests (I'm a straight A student!), so you know I'm no danger to anyone in your household.

I'm high quality and made to last so you can expect me to be passed on through your family for years to come to keep your Christmas traditions alive.

Please consider me for the position you have available - I love children and grandchildren - boys and girls, I don't mind which. I'm very happy to be given as a gift - maybe your girlfriend, boyfriend or some special little person in your life - whoever it is, I promise to make them happy and spread Christmas Cheer! I'm especially good at playing Elf By Stealth, the Christmas game that I'm proud to be the official elf for.

I look forward to meeting you soon.