Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers

How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It's about tim...

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Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers

How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.

Swift, Quiet Revenge

Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you'll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.

Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)

Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It's the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor.

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  • BE AN AGENT OF JUSTICE. For too long, bad parkers have been able to park with impunity. But no longer! Fight back by letting them know just how stupid they really are.
  • LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver's door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar...Editor's Note: Definitely don't do this.
  • LIFETIME SATISFACTION ASSURANCE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
  • EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT for naughty adult stocking stuffers, office Secret Santa or White Elephant parties, or for anybody whose rage burns with the fire of a thousand suns at the sight of a car parked over the lines.
  • SICK OF RUDE IDIOTS PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally you can unleash your righteous anger with Witty Yeti’s funny parking notes.

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