Product Review

Not much for a bath, we can't imagine Jane smelled anything like you'd want to wash with. Because of this, we improvised on her soap scent. Instead of whiskey, mud, leather, and general body ripeness associated with heavy drinkers who hate baths, we chose to represent the spirit of Calamity Jane with clove and whiskey, with a little orange and cinnamon.

Calamity Jane was one of the most notoriously badass women of the Wild West, so we created this badass soap in her honor.

From all reports, Calamity Jane was not too big on readin', writin', and 'rithmatic," but that affected her place in history NOT ONE BIT. You have to be a special kind of drunkard to be legendarily drunk among the hard drinkin' legends of the West.

But that was Jane. She wasn't much of an outlaw, we'll grant you that, but given her attitude of ZERO F*CKS FOREVER, we would be falling down on our duties as historians if we didn't call out this special hot mess of a woman (and I mean that in the most affectionate way).

Ingredients: Water, ammonium lauryl sulfate, decyl glucoside, cocamidopropyl betaine, cetyl betaine, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, phenoxyethanol, citric acid, passion fruit oil, rice bran oil, ethylhexylglycerin, acai palm fruit oil, fragrance